baby's first words
mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

(Source: franklotions, via pizza)

lascapigliata:

turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket

(via officialriandawson)

obamasdaughter:

simplicitayy:

do you guys take sneaky photo of your crush?

yeah its called a screenshot

(via unescapable)

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